quotes from all media that i enjoy

"don't try suicide, nobody's worth it...nobody cares"

--queen


"urine speaks louder than words"

--wingnut dishwashers union


"of course i wasn't abused. if i were, things would be so simple. i'd have a reason for being in shrinks' offices. i'd have justification and something that i could work on. the world wasn't going to give me something that tidy"

--craig gilner (it's kind of a funny story)


"honestly sir, all i want to do is get naked in front of you so you can look me up and down and give me your love for being so good"

--mitski


"(i) tried on 13 different pairs of shoes and not one made me want to leave this blessed house of mine"

--autoheart